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A Socialism Spill on Aisle 9

The working class in the United States has no better champion than Barack Obama. Like most champions of the working class, he has never actually worked at a real job and instead divided his time between academia, non-profits and politics which explains his current work ethic in which he tries to get a speech in between every two vacations..

The progressive law professors, who are currently the only thing standing between the working class and the abyss, at least according to other progressive professors, not only haven’t worked for a living, but don't know what working for a living entails and don't even understand the concept. Other things that they don't understand include personal responsibility, consequences, elementary arithmetic and human free will.

That last one never fails to throw them for a loop. No sooner do they pass some comprehensive plan intended to ameliorate a terrible problem then they discover that the working people have made a hash out of it. But they never despair because they are certain that there is no progressive solution that cannot be fixed by an even more comprehensive progressive solution.

ObamaCare isn't working? Go Single Payer? There are no more doctors? Outlaw illness. People are still getting sick? Fine them for sabotaging progressive medicine. Like the island whose colonial overlords tried to solve their rat problem by dropping snakes only to discover that it now had a snake problem, progressives always have solutions. The trouble is that they never understand the problem.

The protectors of the working class, currently presiding over a country where over 90 million adults are not in the workforce, keep dropping snakes on the island without ever figuring out why so many people are dying of snakebites. B.O. or Before Obama, 63 percent of working age Americans had jobs. Today it's 58 percent. And Obama is trying to see if he can drop the country below the 50 mark.

The latest snake that Obama is trying to drop on the island is a minimum wage hike. A minimum wage hike sounds like a great idea to a progressive professor who, like Marie Antoinette, wonders why the poor can't just eat cake during a bread shortage. If the poor aren't making enough money, just raise their salaries. If their salaries go up, they'll have more money and the government will be able to spend more money creating jobs that it can then tax using a magic perpetual motion machine.

The first casualty of the minimum wage hike will be some 500,000 jobs. While just 19 percent of the minimum wage increase will go to those below the poverty line, the same isn't true of that 500,000. The most disposable workers also tend to be the poorest in the new economy. They are the first ones out the door when a small business comes up against the ObamaCare employer mandate or a minimum wage hike. It doesn't take much to push them out from full time to part time and from part time to the unemployment line and from the unemployment line to permanent unemployment.

Purge six figures worth of workers and suddenly income inequality becomes an even bigger problem that the Harvard and Yale Friends of the Working Class can use to run for reelection. It doesn't occur to progressive professors slash community organizers that the living standard of the poor is not defined by an infographic comparing their income to Bill Gates' spectacles budget or George Soros' villain lair complete with lasers and piranhas.

It isn't even defined by their salary, but by the buying power of that salary.

A salary is just a number. It was once possible to buy a meal for a dime and a politician for a hundred dollars. Today dinner with a politician will cost you that hundred and the politician may cost you a hundred thousand.

The businesses that minimum wage workers depend on are peopled with other minimum wage workers. Even assuming that the pay hike were employment neutral, which it most certainly is not, it would rebalance once the businesses they patronize pass on the pay hike as a price hike. And then before you know it everyone is making more money that still buys about the same amount that their old paychecks did.

Income inequality is class warfare, a subject of interest to Marxist professors and sober news anchors who are deeply concerned about the words scrolling across their teleprompters, but of very little relevance to the price of a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk and a pound of ground beef. The prices of basic staples have risen sharply under the Friend of the Working Class in Washington. While he dines on faux Wagyu beef at White House dinners, the working class victims of his class warfare are standing in Aisle 9 trying to assemble a puzzle that consists of their upcoming paycheck, a Payday loan and a grocery list.

The woman weighting a can of beans in one hand and her pocketbook in the other trying to decide what she can afford to take home doesn't need income equality with a Harvard Law prof. What she needs a living standard that will allow her to afford what working Americans used to be able to afford. A minimum wage hike is a blunt instrument that looks good until it puts her out of a job or until she comes back to Aisle 9 and sees that the price hikes match her new paycheck.

Progressives don't particularly care about the woman in Aisle 9. They eat up hard luck stories on NPR and CNN the way that their great-grandparents marveled at hunger in Africa because of the way that it makes them feel, not because they understand how those people live or care about them. They use them to feel charitable and to win elections. Each progressive solution makes life worse in Aisle 9, but they never visit Aisle 9. If they did, they would outlaw the other half of the products in it that they haven't already outlawed through various contrived legalisms.

In the Venezuelan Aisle 9, mobs are fighting over powdered milk in government stores in a country that has 85 percent of the oil reserves in the region. Everyone is entitled to powdered milk and other price controlled staples. But being entitled to something doesn't mean that you can get it. Not until the government seizes control of the entire production process of powdered milk and then when that is done, no one will ever drink powdered milk again.

The path to Venezuela's Aisle 9 is surprisingly similar to America's Aisle 9. It began with a series of blunt force measures that were meant to address the standard of living problem in a country with runaway inflation. Governments can raise wages or lower food prices, but they can't enforce the availability of food or jobs and they can't control how the working class will work around the consequences of foodless government supermarkets and minimum wage jobs that have been priced out of the marketplace.

Venezuela's Friend of the Working Class, Hugo Chavez, kicked the golden bucket with an estimated net worth of 2 billion dollars. The Friends of the Working Class are also doing comfortably well in D.C. where it pays to be an expert on poverty and an advocate for helping the working class by adding 12 million illegal aliens to the job market with illegal alien amnesty, shutting down jobs with environmental regulations and freeing the people still working from that dreaded "job lock".

For the Washington Friends of the Working Class drifting from one cocktail party and fundraising
dinner to another, the minimum wage hike is their latest gimmick for winning in 2016. They are as ignorant of the lives of the waiters who bring them their Wagyu beef and the vagaries of a working class budget as they are of Ancient Sanskrit or the geography of the moon.

The working class that they preach about is an unreal abstract to them that is reducible to their party, their movement and their agenda. Their legislation is blessed by their empathy. It does not occur to them that their programs can backfire and that unintended consequences follow from confusing magical thinking with hard numbers. In Aisle 9, things are simple and inflexible, but in politics and academia everything is subjective.

Weighing a can of food in your hands that you need but cannot afford wonderfully focuses the mind on the real, but at the cocktail parties of the Friends of the Working Class, everything is wonderfully unreal. Life is full of possibilities, vacations, conferences and elections. There are no hard facts, only ideas and slogans. Everything and everyone does what you want them to.

Like The Great Gatsby's Tom and Daisy, the progressive law professors and community organizers inhabit a "vast carelessness" of conferences and cocktail parties from which they emerge to carelessly smash things up before retreating back into it with no real awareness of what they have done and a certainty that the people on Aisle 9 whose lives they have smashed up ought to be grateful to them.


  1. The paradox that prevents a solution is: The progressives have no clue how to run things and the conservatives have no clue how to get elected.

  2. What all else fails, try to legislate reality through wage and price controls. The first step in this process seems to be raising the minimum wage.

  3. Anonymous24/2/14

    Oh, Daniel! My heart turns over with every essay you post.
    This one hits home for me in my life. Today we have to do our monthly shopping 5 days before we'll have the $ to pay for what it's going to cost - which is certain to cost more than it did at January's end.
    I'm quoting so much of this post everywhere I can today.

    (((HUGS))) to you.
    - BarbaCat

  4. Anonymous24/2/14

    The Friends of the Working Class think they are so brilliant that they can design a system that will bring utopia to the masses, as they call them. It is impossible for them to ever understand the billions of little individual choices and prices that make up a modern economy. That's why market economies outperform centrally-planned economies.

    When the plans fail, the Friends of the Working Class will punish the Masses for their failure to appreciate their betters' good intentions. The masses will be, audited, fined, imprisoned, their assets seized, their health care denied. If that doesn't work they will send the boxcars to take the saboteurs to the camps.

    Why do you think DHS has purchased enough ammunition to shoot every American 4 times? Why is DHS buying armored vehicles and armored checkpoints? Why is the Defense Department training officers and troops that veterans and constitution-respecting Americans are extremists? Why are the police being militarized? This time the Friends of the Working Class are determined to succeed.

  5. DenisO24/2/14

    These foolish policies are all primarily to buy votes, and they work. The lowest paid are also the least likely to understand why something so obviously "good" will hurt them, first. The highest paid workers (Union) see an increased minimum wage as good too, because employers have to increase the skill premium to maintain the percentile difference. Union leaders are primarily politicians who seek personal favors from friendly Democrat pols, who seldom reward the Union members' loyalty, except by vote-buying policies, like increasing the min. wage. Union membership and influence continues to set record lows within the working population. Everybody loses, except some Union leaders who step into rich Government jobs, which are only sure to last until the next election.
    The workers who are being hurt refuse to see what's happening, the same as the Academics and Socialists in office who are responsible for the policies.
    Regulations and taxes on business, added to the cost of Union labor, drive businesses offshore, with the formerly high paid jobs. Labor falls for the Demorat claim that it is Republicans, who hate the working class, that are driving their jobs out of existence. It is a vile heresy to even think otherwise of the feel-good Leftists in Congress who claim to love the "working man". It's a psychological problem as much as anything. "There are none so blind..."

  6. Anonymous24/2/14

    "No sooner do they pass some comprehensive plan intended to ameliorate a terrible problem then they discover that the working people have made a hash out of it.

    " But they never despair because they are certain that there is no progressive solution that cannot be fixed by an even more comprehensive progressive solution."

    LOL. The great, resurrecting progressive onion! This convolution could be why some liberal talking points (when they're not insufferably boring) sound like Onion interviews.


  7. And when their programs fail, they can just forge the statistics.

  8. Anonymous24/2/14

    What an eye opener it would be if the public were allowed to tour the private homes of those heroes of the working class.. Also the homes of the professional Race baiters like Chrissie Matthews and Al Sharpton..Even the notorious Rev. Wright lives in a White gated community, in a home purchased for him by his downtrodden congregation..
    This proves once again, Grandma was right when she said "talk is cheap'.

  9. Again, it mystifies me who they think is going to fund their socialist utopia as they slowly destroy the productive classes? The left is currently riding on the momentum of a productive class brought up with earlier values. Once that momentum ends and production drops through the floor, the SWHTF All takers and no producers doesn't sound very sustainable. At that point, the leftists will start turning on each other to fight over a rapidly diminishing pie. That will be their only recourse having themselves long ago lost any ability to produce any products or services of value.

  10. @RobertW 17 trillion dollars in debt is funding the Utopan dream and not all run up by the left. No matter how cleverly the truth about this number is being camouflaged by financial double speakers, one day this pile is going to crash down on the economy and destroy western society and all monetary economies.

    1. Mindrider, yes you are correct. The maonstream Republicans seem to be just as in love with oppressive, bloated government as the Democrats are.

  11. Anonymous25/2/14

    Who wrote this? Doesn't sound like Daniel to me. This piece lacks an insightful wit and cohesiveness and rambles all over the place. Just doesn't read like Daniel to me, or make a lot of sense.

  12. Anonymous25/2/14

    Daniel, Daniel, Daniel.... This essay has far too much logic, facts and common sense, borne out by history. You'll never convert Progressives with such "unfair" tactics.

    They will make it work, this time, because they're smarter than Lenin, Mao, Fidel, and Hugo. Don't believe me? Just ask them.


  13. Anonymous25/2/14

    All Congressmen should be able to answer these questions every week.
    What is the average price of a gallon of gas in your district ?
    Same goes for a pound of ground beef.
    What is the average income in your district ?


  14. Anonymous25/2/14

    As far as bringing Utopia to the proletariat is concerned, who gets to decide what Utopia should look like ? If it doesn't include Marx Bros., and Fred Astaire movies, along with peanut butter, I'm not interested.

  15. The abyss beckons.

  16. Wombat25/2/14

    It pays to keep in mind that the "totalitarian" part comes long before the "socialist" part.

    These collectivists are not benevolent souls for whom the ends justify the means.

    They are totalitarians suffering from diagnosable Narcissistic Personality Disorder who have found a means to express their mental derangements in a manner for which they are not only accepted but rewarded. Just because this particular psychological problem is widespread does not make it any less destructive or unacceptable.

    If you treat these people like well meaning idiots then they will grind you underfoot, talking all the while about "necessary sacrifices". You MUST recognise them for what they are. Only then will you be prepared face them as dangerous psychopaths intent on subjugating you or killing you in the attempt.

  17. "The first casualty of the minimum wage hike will be some 500,000 jobs. ... The most disposable workers also tend to be the poorest in the new economy. They are the first ones out the door when a small business comes up against the ObamaCare employer mandate or a minimum wage hike."

    ...which suggests another Comprehensive Progressive Solution: a Minimum Wage hike / Employer Healthcare mandate causes 500,000 jobs to disappear? Make it illegal to fire people!

  18. John Hardin said ..."Make it illegal to fire people!"

    It's been done: Directive 10-289 (Atlas Shrugged)
    In the name of the general welfare, to protect the people's security, to achieve full equality and total stability, it is decreed for the duration of the national emergency that:
    Point One. All workers, wage earners and employees of any kind whatsoever shall henceforth be attached to their jobs and shall not leave nor be dismissed nor change employment, under penalty of a term in jail. The penalty shall be determined by the Unification Board,....


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