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Neturei Karta Pay Visit to Sushan in Support of Haman HaRasha

Neturei Karta Pay Visit to Sushan in Support of Haman HaRasha

 In time for Purim, leaders of the Neturei Karta organization announced plans to pay a visit to Sushan in support of the controversial Persian leader Haman HaRasha
. "We are here to proclaim that we absolutely reject the Zionists like Mordechai who claim to speak for the Jewish people," said Rabbi Dovid Weiss. "Haman is not an Anti-Semite, this is a lie. Haman did not want to kill all the Jews, he only wanted to kill the Zionists and we support him in this. While Zionists like Mordechai and Ezra are working to rebuild Israel and displace and persecute the native Samaritan and Idumean peoples, we Torah-true Jews reject this and stand with Haman and the Amalekite peoples in utter opposition to Zionism." 
 As part of their tour Rabbi Dovid Weiss, Rabbi Moshe Ber Beck and Rabbi Datan Aviram approvingly visited Haman's lots casting chambers, the king's treasury and the gallows where he plans to hang Mordechai. 
"Haman is a great leader," said Rabbi Moshe Ber Beck. "For too long the Zionists have oppressed the Amalekite people and even massacred their great king Agag. We support Haman's call for justice and a day of reckoning with the Zionists, which we look forwards to knowing that no Torah-true Anti-Zionist Jews will be harmed in the process." 
 While the Jewish community of Sushan was busy fasting and praying, the Neturei Karta delegation toured happier parts of Sushan where weapons were being sharpened and stakes prepared by the sons of Haman for the Jewish community of Sushan. 
 "We have met with Haman and his beautiful wife Zeresh, we have enjoyed the hospitality of their home and their many possessions which Haman eagerly showed us," Rabbi Datan Aviram said. "I am sure that his ten sons will grow up to follow in their father's footsteps. They share our common opposition to Zionism and we are sure they will rise very high." 
 On departing the Neturei Karta delegation expressed their hopes that Haman would help ensure the dismantling of the Jewish authority in Israel and fully restore the rule to its rightful Idumean, Philistinian and Amalekite rulers.
 "I am not a Zionist or an Israeli," said Rabbi Moshe Ber Beck. "I am instead proud to call myself an Amalekite too and hope one day to live under an Amalekite government in an Amalekite state."


  1. I agree. ROFL!!

    (okay, I cheated. I read the satire label first, because I was fooled last year, mistaking a real post for a Purim post. And with NK...well, you never know!)

    I'm so lame lol.

    HI YOBEE!!!!

  2. Neturei Karta are amalek and esav anyway.
    They are not jewish.
    It would be interesting to see their geneaologies.
    But I would suspect they were among the Idumean's forced to convert by whatshisname during beit sheini times.

  3. Anonymous4/3/07

    Hey keliata! I was fooled at first. Then I stared a little bit and felt like a silly bugger. LOL

    You're right about the NK not being Jewish. I think they're government experiments gone wrong at Area 51. Too bad they escaped. LOL

  4. Anonymous4/3/07

    tee hee !

  5. There are 7 neturei Kartaishtypes in this photo..one is a dwarf..
    Shouldnt you photoshop Snow White in?

  6. 7 Dwarves names fyi..
    Dancer, Prancer, Lucifer, Paul, Matthew, Ringo, and Zorro

  7. no..wait .is that the 12 apostles?
    Doc, Sneezy, Dancer, Blitzen, ... I forget

  8. except they're bad dwarfs

    so Smelly, Stinker, Spitter, Fibber, Sniveler and Litter

  9. my cats were deeply offended that you took their favourite words in vain: smelly, stinker and litter. so, they are offering their own version: dog-face, barker-doo, fleabag, slobber lips, drooler, begger, and moonbat howler. :]


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