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Three Cheers for Terroristine

We need a terrorist state. Where the politicians are terrorists, the police are terrorists and even the men sitting at the desk when you come in to drop off a form are terrorists. There are states that support terrorists, and give safe harbor to them, but that's not good enough. We don't want another Pakistan or Iran. We're not half-assing it this time. What we want is the genuine article. Terrorists from the top down. Terrorists everywhere. A state where every branch of government and the entire country is nothing but terrorists.

Terroristine has been an ancient dream since 1973 or was it 1967. A generation of keffiyah draped thugs, KGB operatives and human rights activists have looked out into the darkness and called it into being. It is a vision of a country where everyone is a murderer and children are taught from a very young age that their purpose in life is to die killing people who don't share their religion and way of life.

And now after 20 years of negotiations, treaties, suicide bombings, mutilations, billions of dollars in vanishing into Swiss bank accounts and the death of its Egyptian born leader of AIDS-- Terroristine is closer than ever to coming into being. Only one thing stands in its way. The people whose country is in the way. Who have to be thrown out of their homes so that Terroristinians can plant their rockets on the rubble of their houses, the charred remains of their fields, and point them at their cities.

Trying to end terrorism by creating a terrorist state makes is like trying to put out a fire with more fire. It can't work, but we must try. So that we can say that we tried. Over and over again. We'll keep trying until we run out of land to try with. And people to try with. Until there's nothing left but Terroristines everywhere. Until all the world is Terroristine.

The question is can we make it happen? Yes, we can. Oh sweet Allah, yes we can.

I am proud of Obama for finally standing up to the Israelis and telling them that they must ethnically cleanse hundreds of thousands of Jews, from their ancient towns, villages and cities, to make way for Terroristine. Someone had to say it. And it was either going to be Carter or Obama.

By endorsing the 1967 borders, he endorsed the outcome of the Arab invasion of Israel in 1948. Every time his administration condemns a Jewish house in Jerusalem, he endorses the Jordanian conquest of the city. Why are the borders of the 1948 war, so much better than the borders of the Six Day War? Because the Terroristinians came closer to winning that war. Came closer to driving the Yahood into the sea and ululating over mile after mile of their corpses.

But the dream failed. Farmers armed with outdated rifles. Volunteer pilots from America and Canada. Refitted cargo ships filled with half-dead men, women and children straight from the camps. Used Czech artillery. They held off the armies of seven Terroristinian nations. Farm by farm, they stood off tanks and infantry. In Jerusalem, they fought for every house. And so the Zionist entity survived. Allah curse them. They survived.

But now it's back to 1948 again. Every war undone. Every defeat turned to victory. Cut Jerusalem in two. Drive out the farmers. Burn their land. Dig up their graves. March the borders back to 1948. And fly the Terroristinian flag over dust and rubble.

Had they won in 1948 or 1967 or 1973, there would be no Israel and no Terroristine. The land would have become part of Syria, Egypt and Jordan. And only when the mobs of the faithful would drive out the tyrants to replace them with Islamic states, would there finally be a Terroristine. But now there is hope for a two state solution. A state of civilization on one side and a state of terrorists on the other. Hospitals here, launching pads there. Schools here, bomb factories there. Life here, death here.

We all know the story. Olive trees and bomb belts. Rocks and dead families in burning cars by the side of the road. Children with their throats cut. A dream. A nightmare. Who even knows anymore.

Why do we need Terroristine? Peace. There can be no peace without a terrorist state. Not a chance of it. The only way we'll ever have peace is to give the terrorists a country of their own. A country dedicated to terrorism. Only then will the Terroristinians finally give up on all the killing, and dedicate themselves to medical research, quantum physics and the arts. It hasn't happened yet to. But it's bound to.

After almost two decades as an autonomous territory, spreading death and destruction, it's time for Terroristine to finally be recognized as an independent state. With contiguous borders cutting Israel in half. It is the only hope for peace in the region.

Would Kaddafi or Assad be killing protesters in the streets if there was a Terroristinian state? Would there be turmoil in Tunisia or Egypt? Would Saudi tanks be rolling over Shiites and Coptic churches burning if there was a Terroristine? Assuredly not. The moment the flag of Terroristine rises above the wounded hills, and its peaceful anthem, "Palestine is My Revenge" is heard in the land, then a great echoing sigh will rise up from the mouths of one billion Muslims. And the violence will cease.

The international community is impatient. Damn impatient. They want Terroristine and they want it now. The negotiations must lead to immediate productive results. Whatever Israel has offered in the past, it isn't enough. It must offer more and more. Whatever it takes.

We know the Terroristinians want their own state. Every time they walk out of negotiations or end them with a round of terrorist attacks, it shows their deep and abiding passion for a state. They want it so badly they aren't willing to make a single concession for it. So committed are they to Terroristine. And who can blame them?

Have any people suffered the way the Terroristinians have? (Besides the Jews, Kurds, Armenians and pretty much everyone else that is.) Have any other people been wholly subsidized by a UN agency dedicated only to them? Have any other people inspired such a stylish fashion statement?

No more excuses. The world demands Terroristine. Middle East peace demands Terroristine. How much longer can Israel expect to draw out negotiations with weak justifications about terrorism. We know they're terrorists. That's why we're giving them a state. If they weren't terrorists, they could go to the back of the line with the Jews, Kurds and Armenians.

From one corner of the Muslim world to the other, a cry goes out. "We Are All Terroristinians." They cry it it Cairo and Damascus, in Tehran and Islamabad, in Dubai and Paris. They mosques go up, the asses go up and the bombs go off. And off to the peace negotiations we go. Everyone is impatient. Everyone is on fire. Especially the Terroristinians.

Jewish store windows are smashed in London, outside Joseph's Tomb, the Terroristinian police open fire on Jewish worshipers  Terroristinian male models prepare bombs for synagogues. And the crowds cheer. "We Are All Terroristinians Now."

It is a great day, I tell you. A great day for negotiating. The majority of Pakistan grieves for Bin Laden. In Afghanistan the word goes out, "We are the Taliban, we are the Afghan people, we are Terroristinians."  In Egypt and Turkey, they cry, "Khaybar Ya Yahood". Hamas mourns for Bin Laden. Cairo mourns for Hamas. Turkey sends out flotillas. Churches burn. Soldiers die. The smoke rises to heaven. A man waits in line at the airport. His passport is Dutch, Welsh, German, American, it doesn't matter. He is a Terroristinian.

Yallah. One day the borders of Terroristine will stretch from Spain to Pakistan. Or beyond Why settle for Jerusalem, when we can have London, Paris and Hamburg too. Why settle for anything at all? Allah is generous to the believers. Our people are in Africa. Even China. The Great Satan himself bows toward Mecca. The old governments are falling. The Arab Spring is here. The pawns of the Kufir are fleeing before our eyes. We are all Terroristinians now. There is no other book on our shelves than the Koran. No law but Sharia in our hearts. And no nation but Terroristine.

The ghost of Chamberlain stands outside No. 10 Downing Street. It is raining, but the drops pass right through his umbrella. He holds up a soggy piece of paper. "Shalom," he says. "Shalom in our time." But no one understands him. Rockets sail through the sky. The crowd cheers. Hip Hip Hooray. Hierosylma Est Perdita. Three cheers for Terroristine.

(Spanish translation at Reflexiones Sobre Medio Oriente Y El Mundo)

(German translation at StaatsReport)


  1. Anonymous22/5/11

    Bravo article, as always.

    The PA/Hamas wants to take Israel's borders back to 1948 and the rest of the Arab world wants to take the west back to the 7th century.

    All aboard. The train to nowhere is trying to leave the station.

  2. Anonymous22/5/11


    you are smart
    you're also a really good writer

    u go boi.......


  3. This is superb, even by the Sultan's standards - I wish we could make every person who ever talks about the Middle East read this out loud.

    Absolutely hysterical. LOVE IT!

  4. I agree with all of the above comment. You are an incredible writer.

    Terrorstine. That term is right on the money.

  5. It is imperative to send this essay to absolutely everyone you know, to every politician, to every blog. Tweet it. FB it. It must go viral!

    Daniel, thank you, once again.

  6. You've done it again Daniel but bigger, better and badder.
    You're my written word, truth telling, hero!!!

  7. Have you all bought your Terroristine party hats already? They're made of pieces of suicide bombers whose charges went off prematurely.
    Call 1-800-IHATEJEWS right now, and receive a complimentary UN flag with Ahmedinejad's signature - in fresh blood!

  8. thank you all, I appreciate the support

    it's a bitter thing that we've reached this stage

  9. We all saw a US President throw a good friend and ally under the bus; all for "Islam will dominate the world, freedom can go to hell."
    Apparently he never studied anything of Jimmy Carters' foriegn policy.

    You're exactly right Daniel, it's a bitter thing indeed. Thank you for not being afraid to write the truth.

  10. How convenient for the Puppet Masters if Shari'a should come to dominate the world.


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  12. dave s23/5/11

    You write well.It was always going to come to this and now it is time to stop the futile talking over lines on maps.
    Westerners must decide if they are with Israel or against her. With civilisation or barbarism.
    The rest does not matter and if we are honest it never did.

  13. Anonymous23/5/11

    I cried when I read this article, because it is true and no one is listening. You told the story very well. I will get it out to as many as I can. Thank you for writing it.

  14. I feel two competing urges at the moment: crying or bashing the heads of useful idiots and Terroristinians together. Being closer to tears than to terror-idiots atm, it will have to be the former.:(

    Speaking of Idiots: while I think that "Terroristine" should enter the English language and while people I distribute your blog to are, on the whole, intelligent, there might be some (occasional) readers out there who do not get the meaning of "Terroristan". Perhaps for those a little (*) with explanation might be an idea?

  15. Anonymous23/5/11

    Noboat1 wrote, “We all saw a US President throw a good friend and ally under the bus….” Yes, but what other friends and allies has OZero thrown under the bus? Britain? Colombia? Japan? Taiwan? Folks, this man is not merely an anti-Semite, or a communist, or a “progressive.” He’s a nihilist. And while some readers here assumed Daniel was penning a satire, I sense that it is one of his bitterest compositions. The bitterness decently masks a contempt for OZero that he would not permit to surface. I marvel at his restraint.

  16. Anonymous23/5/11

    Very well written and right on the money! SK is one the very best!
    Thanks Daniel. from the home of obumbler and now, da mayor, rahmbo.

  17. Anonymous23/5/11

    The only truth being reported on the Mid-East are on blogs like Sultan Knish, Atlasshrugs, Jihadwatch, The Gates of Vienna, and Fousesquawk because the MSM in the US is busily reporting Islamofascist propaganda as truth.

    Thanks S.K.

  18. Easily one of the most powerful things I have ever read, well done, Daniel.
    A fellow blogger who is a retired Marine left this message at my blog for me to pass along to my Jewish friends:
    "Let your Jewish friends know that many Americans stand with Israel. I told my Israeli buddy to have an airlift from El Al standing by to bring armed Americans into Israel if the crap hits the fan. Shoot, I can supply at least 6 other people on my own!"
    Our stupid "leadership" may have chosen to side with evil, but there are a whole lot of Americans who stand with Israel, and always will.

  19. Look at how present leaders implement such morbid thoughts on children... They thought putting a belt of dynamites is cool?

  20. davod24/5/11

    Great satire, or is it satire?

    "Our stupid "leadership" may have chosen to side with evil, but there are a whole lot of Americans who stand with Israel, and always will."

    Not so stupid as by design.
    Imam Rauf of WTC Mosque fame lays claim to authoring much of Obama's Cairo speech. Why not have a hand in doubling down with the latest effort.

    From the August 24, 2010 broadcast of WEBTODAY (Condensed version):

    [“This is an example of the impact of our work in a positive way to be used by the President.”

    "...The blue print," Rauf elaborated, included everything from U.S. policy to Jewish and Christian relations with Muslims."

    For an Imam in New York to be involved in the orchestrating U.S. foreign policy is quite the claim.
    In the recording dated February 5th, 2010 Rauf boasted that:
    The story was even collaborated in a written article in an interview with Hani Al-Waziri of Egypt. The clue was revealed while Rauf was answering a question regarding President Barack Obama’s speech in which Rauf replied:

    “The speech was wonderful and wise in his choice of words, the Prime Minister of Malaysia after the speech disclosed to me that it is now easy for any president of a Muslim country to establish good relations with America, and I AM NOT GOING TO HIDE FROM YOU THAT ONE OF THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED IN WRITING THE SPEECH, TRANSFERRED ENTIRE PARTS OF MY BOOK ‘A NEW VISION FOR MUSLIMS AND THE WEST’, which he referred to U.S. interests being compatible with top interests of the Muslim world”.]

    From the August 24, 2010 broadcast of WEBTODAY http://888webtoday.com/articles/viewnews.cgi?id=EklkyAFAFVxHELEDIJ

  21. marie24/5/11

    Daniel, words fail me. Thank you for always having the 'words' and the skill, knowledge and art to assemble the argument so well.

    I am moved, but we all need to be more than 'moved' emotionally. We need to be armed with knowledge and you 'arm' us with knowledge and fire us up with your prose.

    Thank you.

  22. Anonymous24/5/11

    Love it. Brilliant.
    Another very satisfying comment comes from Edward Cline.

    "On Planet Obama

    One sometimes wonders what planet President Barack Obama lives on. It must be that mythical doppelganger of Earth that revolves unseen by us on the exact opposite side of the Sun. There, he can address a gathering in the State Department about an incredible vision of an Israel that is peacefully embraced on all sides by a benign Palestinian state whose government and citizens bear no grudge against Israel – an incredible vision of “coexistence” which nonetheless everyone believes is possible. There, in that mythical Palestine, Muslims win most of the Nobel Prizes in science and medicine, and Muslims read accounts of how Muslims discovered America and landed men on the moon.

    [...] There, Muslims are close to curing cancer. Gaza is known as the “Haight-Ashbury” of the Middle East [...] There, Palestinians are noted for their strenuous opposition to the death penalty, and who stiffen indignantly at any suggestion that they would ever accept foreign aid or handouts. There, the Hamas Medical Center in Samaria rivals the Mayo Clinic in cutting edge research."

    Etc. Obama, says Cline, is 'Mau-Mauing his own country' too, referring to the US (and Europe and Israel, of course) as one huge mass of flak catchers. My heart weeps.

    Bernadette de Wit, Amsterdam

  23. Anonymous24/5/11

    Wow... you pretty much nailed it. Disturbing truth>

  24. so true... you forgot to mention their leaders, including President OBomber though.

  25. Linda Rivera25/5/11

    The raison d'etre of Palestinian Authority Muslim society is to murder hated Jewish infidels. It is preached in their mosques and taught in public education, speeches and media. Muslim terrorist killers of Jewish babies, children and adults, are regarded as huge heroes.

    But what is far worse, is that the US/EU/UK and other nations EAGERLY finance these 'people'. A merciless 'people' committed to a Second Holocaust of Jews. For many years, the U.S. has financed, armed and given and continues to give, advanced military training to the Palestinian security forces (army). One of the U.S. trained Muslim terrorists, told journalist, Aaron Klein, that all of the American training is used against Israel. That is not surprising. The terrorists are doing EXACTLY what terrorists are EXPECTED to do. They are America's proxy army against the Jewish people. It is unforgivable.

    US/EU/UK leaders demand a two-state solution from little Israel. US/EU/UK deceivers don't explain they are eager for a two-state solution because it will result in a massive Jewish genocide. They call it peace.

  26. Hello Daniel,

    your article inspired me for a photoshop work about moral relativism (after I read it at frontpagemag) which is almost as nice as your Palestine-Bomb-Flag. Usually I do not make "english" pictures because you have lots of people in America doing this (okay, not enough, but more than people doing "other" languages). You find it after your (i.e. my translation, "Terror for Peace", "Terror für den Frieden", of your) article at http://staatsreport.blogspot.com/2011/05/terror-fur-den-frieden.html or if you google after staatsreport and deviantart.

    Cheers from Berlin

  27. http://www.theaugeanstables.com/2011/12/02/muslim-anti-semitism-israel-and-the-dynamics-of-self-destructive-scapegoating/

    perhaps you know of this web site?


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