Saturday, October 18, 2008

How Has Barack Obama Inspired You?

As we all know Barack Obama isn't just a candidate, he's an icon, a messiah and a mass movement that is making a difference in the lives of millions of Americans. Barack Obama's confident willingness to run for a job for which he is completely unqualified for based on a platform of insipid slogans has similarly given people who should otherwise be locked in small tiny cages the confidence to pursue their dreams.

Here are their simple but eloquent testimonies.

"Barack Obama gave me the confidence to murder anyone I want."

Phil Spector

"Barack Obama and ACORN have given me the confidence to register 76 times to vote in both Ohio and Pennsylvania"

Walter G. Grizzus

"Barack Obama gave me the confidence to fight for my rights"

O.J. Simpson

"Barack Obama gave me the confidence to wreck the entire American economy because I knew the Federal government would be there to bail me out."

Franklin Raines, Fannie Mae

"Barack Obama gave me the confidence to go out and make some real money."

Jim B.

"Barack Obama has inspired me to run for the Senate. After all I'm just as qualified as he is."

Cindy Sheehan

"Barack Obama has given me the confidence to overcome the obstacles created by the people around me... with a chainsaw."

Frank Altmann

"Barack Obama has given me the confidence to take over the Democratic Party in his name. How's that working out for you?"

Sub-Commander Markos Moulitsas

"Barack Obama inspired me *gasp* to *wheeze* oh man those are some huge stairs up to the elevator *gasp* something. Say got another bribe for me or a hamburger?"

Congressman Jerrold Nadler

"Barack Obama has given me the confidence to try horseback riding even though I have a herniated disc and don't know anything about riding horses."

Richard E. Mellon

If you too have been inspired by St. Barry drop by and leave us a line.


  1. St. Barry Obama is the patron saint of terrorists, con artists and Benedict Arnolds everywhere.

    All the world is waiting for is the first miracle that can be attributed to Saint Barry. Then he'll be a bona fide saint.

  2. Barack Obama has inspired me to make regular purchases of ammo.