Will ICE Deport ‘Allah’ Back to Afghanistan?

"If you had the opportunity to kill the family again, would you?"

Allah may have to go back to Afghanistan.

The local media has done its best for him. The newspapers in upstate New York argue that it’s been years since he stabbed anyone and since then he’s been keeping busy selling Halal food.

Also he’s a refugee.

The trouble began when Allah and Mohammed (full name: Waheed Allah Mohammad) stabbed his sister. His sister was looking to move to New York City and was waiting on a ride. Allah decided that she wasn’t a good Muslim girl, got a knife from his car and started stabbing her.

Later, the Afghan refugee named after both of his religion’s holy figures explained to the local cops in Monroe County that his sister was a “bad Muslim girl” who had disgraced the family by wearing immodest clothes (potentially anything short of a burka) and going to clubs.

So what was an Afghan named Allah to do?

By then it was the second case in Monroe County (named after the fifth president, who’d never had to worry about Afghans stabbing their sisters near Lake Ontario) where refugee resettlement had taken its toll and Afghans were dumped in the county over the last twenty years. It’s gotten bad enough that the New York State’s Office of Mental Health has an ‘Afghan Refugee Health Program’, but can’t help a man who wants to stab his sister for Allah.

By then, Monroe County cops had been getting used to that sort of thing after Ismail Peltek, a Turkish Muslim, went after his wife and two daughters with a hammer and a knife because his brother had raped them. He beat his wife over the head with a hammer and stabbed her to death, he fractured the skulls of his wife and daughters, and even attacked his 4-year-old daughter because a doctor gave her a gynecological exam in case she had been molested.

“I was concerned that my family’s honor was taken,” Ismail explained to the cops.

“If you had the opportunity to kill the family again, would you?” he was asked.

“My female family, yes. My male family, no,” the Muslim immigrant explained.

Incapable of processing behavior that is entirely routine in the Muslim world, the authorities decided that Ismail must be crazy because surely no culture or religion could act this way.

A year before Allah went after his sister with a knife in the name of his family honor, the court allowed Ismail to plead not guilty by reason of insanity and be institutionalized until he is no longer a danger to any female family members or anyone else. No word on his whereabouts.

“Unless you have experienced my culture firsthand, you would have no way of comprehending why my brother did what he did,” Allah’s sister had explained to the court.

Allah got ten years, served eight of them, got out, opened a Halal place and now ICE wants him out. The media is however providing Allah with lots of sympathetic coverage.

“This criminal illegal alien tried to kill his own sister,” ICE Director Todd Lyons said. “We’re conducting targeted enforcement operations to arrest and remove convicted criminals like Mohammad who pose clear threats to their families, communities and states.”

Well, the male part of the family, not the female part, as Ismail had already explained.

“He served his time. He got the right paperwork done. Now they’re going around calling him a dangerous illegal alien,” Reza Mohammad, Allah’s brother, complained.

You go around stabbing one person and suddenly people act like you’re dangerous. Even when you have all the right paperwork done.

“ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE & FELONY ASSAULT,” was how ICE put it. “We arrested Afghan criminal illegal alien Waheed Allah Mohammad during a targeted operation on New Year’s Day in Rochester, NY. He has a final removal order and was previously sentenced to 10 years in prison for his 2008 attempted homicide and felony assault convictions.”

The Democrat and Chronicle story filled most of the space with objective quotes from his brother, who described Allah as “a hard worker” who is “always laughing and joking and making our customers feel like family.” The story spent a lot of time discussing the highly relevant topic of the Halal place’s menu (chicken makhani) but much less time discussing the actual crime.

Locals, even those not fond of ISIS, were less enthused about Allah sticking around.

“This guy stabbed his sister repeatedly in an attempt to carry out an honor killing because of the way she dressed. I’m not sure why he wasn’t deported immediately upon his release from prison,” a commenter said. “I don’t agree with anything the federal govt is doing but I suggest that there are better causes for us to take up than supporting a dude trying to practice sharia law in our community.”

But since protecting Muslim terrorists and assorted misunderstood lads like Allah has currently eclipsed both Drag Queen Story Hour and Black Lives Matter in the pantheon of progressive causes, supporting a ‘dude’ stabbing his sister over the way she was dressed became a cause.

The Honorable (hopefully not in the family stabbing sort of way) Judge Lawrence J Vilardo, appointed by Barack ‘The Future Must Not Belong To Those Who Would Deport Sister Stabbers Named After the Prophet and Deity of Islam’ Obama, predictably ruled in favor of Allah and the rights of Sharia sister stabbers to stick around. Judge Vilardo also barred the government from putting an ankle monitor on Allah just in case the stabbing Sharia spirit comes on him again.

Perhaps eventually the government will prevail in its case to send Allah and Mohammad back to Afghanistan, enforcing the pre-existing removal order, and letting him sell Halal food, stab sisters and do whatever his religion and culture tell him to do back home in Talibanistan.

For now though, the progressives have made New York State safe for Allah and Mohammed. And for honor killings too. As another guy named Mohammed who crashed a plane into a building further down in New York advised, “Shout ‘Allah Akbar,’ because this strikes fear in the hearts of the non-believers.” Not to mention the sisters of the believers looking to get away.

Because as long as ‘Allah’ and ‘Mohammed’ occupy New York and America, no one is safe.

Daniel Greenfield is a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center. This article previously appeared at the Center’s Front Page Magazine.

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