Ron Paul Criticises God for Violently Ending Egyptian Slavery
Bellevue Hospital - Crazy racist Presidential candidate Ron Paul while appearing on Meet the Press criticized God for bringing a violent end to the Egyptian enslavement of the Israelites.
"You know I'm a great believer in the ummm Constitution and private property and that was just wrong. The Egyptians paid in honest Gold backed currency for their Israelite slaves and I don't agree with slavery but it was manifestly unconstitutional for God to interfere with the system," Ron Paul mumbled. "Why couldn't he have just paid fair value for them?"
When asked to elaborate on this, Ron Paul explained that had God simply paid the Egyptians fair value for every Jew, the whole Exodus thing could have been avoided.
"I mean if he had just paid the Egyptians ummm fair value instead of rivers turning to blood and rains of frogs and those other things, just seemed completely unnecessary," Ron Paul continued, "this is not a race issue again, I would feel the same way about the enslavement of every other race but my own."
On a related note the Ron Paul for Pharaoh in -2288 campaign has refused to return a donation of 300 gold dinars from the Committee to Restore Hebrew Slavery claiming that everyone has the right to their opinion, so long as it's pro-slavery.