The Reuters Photoshop Diaries
From: adnanhaji@msn.com
To: photoeditor@reuters.co.uk
Subject: photo sale
Hello Reuters, Adnan here from Lebanon informing you that the latest Zionist depredation has been to release the giant head of Charlie Sheen over Beirut. Will you take pictures at the usual rate?
Adnan Hajj
From: adnanhaji@msn.com
To: photoeditor@reuters.co.uk
Subject: URGENT photo sale
Reuters, Charlie Sheen's giant head has now been joined by Mel Gibson's giant head who has undoubtedly been intimated by Zionist blackmail into joining their unholy war against the Lebanese people. There is no telling what tragic consequences will result from the heads of two Hollywood celebrities flying around the Beirut skyline.
P.S. Note this is an exclusive. Not even CNN has this.
Adnan Hajj
From: adnanhaji@msn.com
To: photoeditor@reuters.co.uk
Subject: URGENT photo sale
Alert Reuters, the Zionist entity's American allies have unleashed their ultimate weapon, a gigantic enraged Al Gore breathing fire across our poor city. Entire buildings have been consumed by the fire-breathing former Vice President. Entire families have had to take shelter in soup cans and discarded luggage. If he attempts to do the Macarena, surely we will all perish.
P.S. Are there any other famous Americans you would like to see over Beirut?
Adnan Hajj
From: adnanhaji@msn.com
To: photoeditor@reuters.co.uk
Subject: URGENT photo sale
Reuters, a previously unknown pro-Zionist entity known only as the United Federation of Planets has dispatched a giant spaceship to bombard Beirut, manned by two known Zionists William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy. Fire and smoke rises over Beirut in any direction you request. Also we are infested with many tribbles which may be a sign of the end of days and the return of the hidden Imam. The news of this terrible atrocity must reach the world! Please print these pictures and pay me the usual rate.
Adnan Hajj
From: adnanhaji@msn.com
To: photoeditor@reuters.co.uk
Subject: URGENT photo sale
Horrors! Oh Allah! By the prophet's beard the greatest horror is upon us! The Zionists, Celtic branch, have unleashed their worst abomination upon us. Riverdance! Oh Reuters, they dance upon our poor city! Oh sure now and begorrah, tis a sad sad state of affairs it is. Think of it dozens of giant shiny black boots pounding upon Beirut in Celtic rhythm to the strains of a harp and fiddle! They will crush us all!!!
P.S. Please deposit payment in my usual account.
Adnan Hajj
