One time, as I was riding in an Uber from the airport, the driver began explaining perpetual motion.
Even though we were in a motor vehicle which needed regular infusions of gasoline to keep going, the driver, who was a devotee of ancient Egyptian technology, claimed that the pyramids were really generators, that modern technology had been stolen by the white man, and that free energy was real.
He also had a video of a perpetual motion machine powered by a bicycle chain. “It generates energy by sliding down,” my driver assured me. “And then it gets pulled up by its own weight. It’s real simple.”
I never got around to asking him why he didn’t use the perpetual motion bicycle chain to power his car.
But now, Senator Bernie Sanders has announced his own perpetual motion energy plan.
In Bernie’s new Green New Deal, 20 million new jobs will be created to fight, what the elderly socialist claims is, a “climate crisis”. These jobs will be "good paying, union jobs" in "energy efficiency retrofitting, coding and server farms, and renewable power plants", not to mention the eternal New Deal fantasy of government work camps under a "a reimagined and expanded Civilian Conservation Corp".
And this perpetual motion plan will pay for itself by, among other things, "collecting new income tax revenue from the 20 million new jobs created by the plan."
The bicycle chain slides down. And then gets pulled up. And creates 20 million jobs. It’s real simple.
Bernie’s plan calls for spending a mere $16.3 trillion (also known as most our national debt) and that will create 20 million union jobs in such booming sectors as sealing windows and coding (when the coders have been unionized, all our software will work as well as all other union sectors), and then the income tax from those 20 million jobs will help cover that $16.3 trillion. Presumably with some tax hikes.
But it’s okay. We’ll just pay the workers more so they can afford to pay the higher taxes. It’s real simple.
Much like my Uber driver’s perpetual motion machine, the energy will be free.
First, Bernie will “ban the imports and exports of fossil fuels”. There will also be bans on fracking, coal mining and offshore drilling. And he’ll also “ensure fossil fuels stay in the ground by stopping the permitting and building of new fossil fuel extraction, transportation, and refining infrastructure.”
You wouldn’t want those fossil fuels escaping the ground and sustaining human civilization.
Then, President Bernie will use the SEC to force "financial institutions, universities, insurance corporations" to divest from oil and gas and buy "clean energy bonds". Those “clean energy bonds” will be subsidizing the failed “renewables” strategy that doesn’t work, but will now have been mandated.
Federal pension funds will also be forced to throw away the futures of their workers in the same way.
By 2030, the entire country’s electricity and transportation grid will be powered by “100 percent renewable energy.” Which is to say you’ll spend a lot of time sitting around in the dark.
But the whole thing will pay for itself “through litigation, fees, and taxes” on the fossil fuel industry.
First Bernie will bankrupt the energy industry and then pay for everything by taxing the industry he bankrupted. The bicycle chain goes up and then it goes down. Which part of that don’t you understand?
At least the energy will be free. Or virtually free.
Bernie’s Green New Deal proposal claims that, “after 2035 electricity will be virtually free, aside from operations and maintenance costs.”
Operators are standing by to take your call.
Bernie promises to “end greed in our own energy system”. Goodbye Edison, vamoose Tesla. There’ll be no more profiteering from the infinite free energy generated by the Green New Deal. Forget energy greed. And the energy grid. There’ll be neither greed nor grid in the Green New Deal.
How will this free energy work?
Simple. "The renewable energy generated by the Green New Deal" will be sold to "cooperatively-owned" utilities that " demonstrate a commitment to the public interest". Ban oil, coal and gas, then force all the financial institutions to subsidize “clean energy” which will be sold to lefty cooperatives.
And they say Communism doesn’t work.
There will be no more “energy greed” because the Green New Deal, whose key pieces of energy infrastructure, windmills and solar panels, are the least reliable ways to produce energy, and only work intermittently when there’s sunlight and wind, will resell its energy to politically correct utilities.
Everything will be subsidized and pay for itself by taxing the oil industry that no longer exists. And forcing everyone to invest their savings and pensions in a boondoggle worthy of Venezuela.
The bicycle chain goes up. The bicycle chain goes down. And you’re really gonna need those bicycles.
As Bernie puts it, "We will move beyond oil toward an electric car." There'll be $2 trillion in grants to buy electric cars. And $681 billion for electric car trade-ins. Then $407 billion to replace all buses with electric buses. And $216 billion to replace trucks with electric trucks. Plus, another $100 billion to “decrease the cost of a new electric vehicle to at most $18,000.”
(It's only money. Taxpayers have lots of it.)
Actual cars will be eliminated through the, "regulation" and "enforcement" of personal vehicles.
But don't worry about the cost of charging your new electric car, built by unionized "indigenous peoples" and "communities of color", because with charging stations everywhere, "drivers will no longer need to worry about where to charge their car or if they can pay for it."
The electricity is "virtually free".
The entire country, including all its vehicles, and long-haul trucks and school buses, and your car, will be dependent on an energy grid run by political apparatchiks who worked on the Bernie Sanders campaign and whose power supply varies depending on the weather, and are managed in defiance of economics.
What could possibly go wrong?
Better hang on to your bicycle. You’re going to need it once the blackouts, brownouts and restrictions on power usage kick in. After a while that $2 trillion worth of electric cars will be banned through “regulation and enforcement”, while everyone except seniors will be told to ride bicycles.
The bicycles will be powered by that unique form of renewable energy known as human muscle.
Human ingenuity and folly are the only true sources of renewable energy. Both are infinite. And sometimes it can be hard to tell one from the other. That is why socialism continues to endure. Not because it works, but because there will always be people who want to believe that the bicycle chain can go up and down, and that your trillion-dollar spending plans will be paid for by your fantasies.
Any intelligent adult would see Bernie’s Green New Deal as raving lunacy. Take the plan to subsidize 20 million jobs with income taxes from those 20 million jobs. Or the claim that the Green New Deal can be paid for with taxes on the energy industries it proposes to wipe out. Or a call to spend $150 billion to “decarbonize” shipping and aviation “as soon as possible”. (Just put windmills on the planes.)
Portions of the Green New Deal read like socialist gibberish poorly translated from the original Russian.
“We will establish a ‘take back’ program to require large corporations that produce goods with the materials needed for this clean energy transition to pay to take those goods back from consumers who no longer want them to establish a nation-wide materials recycling program so we can use as many recycled materials as possible to build the renewable energy equipment needed to transform our energy system,” one particular breathless sentence insists.
There’s no room for periods or commas in this excited vision of a world in which consumers eagerly rush to turn over the goods they no longer want so they can be used to construct windmills for free energy.
After the Bernie revolution, the people will have been educated to realize that they no longer need material goods. (Bernie however will have upgraded from three houses to four.) And they’ll rush to turn over all their iPhones and convertibles, while the evil corporations which convinced them that they needed those things will atone by beating their lawnmowers into solar panels and windmills.
This isn’t a political vision. It’s environmentalist messianism. It doesn’t work. But it isn’t really meant to.
My driver didn’t try powering his car with the perpetual motion bicycle chain. The idea of it was what mattered. Once upon a time, American socialists were cranks confined to lecturing students or random people about their magical economics with no real risk of having to put their delusions into practice.
The truly vital thing was the pseudo-religious vision of a remaking the world into a magical place.
We all like believing that wonder can transcend material reality. For religious people, God is the source of wonder. Others, like my driver, find validation in imagining the technological miracles of ancient Egypt. And millions of lefties believe that given total power they could reshape reality to create their vision of a magical world unbounded by the materialism of economics and energy.
In the real world, the only way the bicycle chain keeps going is if your feet are working the pedals. And lefties invariably realize that the only “free energy” doesn’t come from wind or solar.
The only “free energy” with which lefties build their utopias is slave labor.
Ancient Egypt wasn’t powered by magical batteries or lost ancient technologies. It worked because of slave labor. Communist dictatorships got things done not because they had good ideas, but because they enslaved millions of people. Bernie proposes bringing back the Civilian Conservation Corps. Perhaps he forgot that Norman Thomas, America’s leading socialist, had called CCC a “system of forced labor”.
Or maybe Bernie remembers all too well.
The bicycle chain rattles. Keep pedaling. It’s the only way to generate power in the Green New Deal.
Daniel Greenfield is a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center. This article previously appeared at the Center's Front Page Magazine.
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Wow, this is a stunning critique of the Watermelons , the guava Wobblies who somehow peddle their madness to a gullible elite.ReplyDelete
Suits the privileged, young and old. Less so, people in real time,real life.
Something about their distributive fantasies of rationing our access to energy and water that is deeply evil and creepy. And no thinking or science is allowed to upset the Disney world lunacies of young poppets, race hustling cabbages with too much Zinn in their pinheads. And led into a hell by old hypocrites and serial state moochers like Gore and our Bernie.
Got to ask how we let this ground elder grow intended for so long. It's not so far off choking us. So thanks for this magisterial critique. In Europe, we have the sane Gadarene Swine rush over the abyss, so it's a First World Globaloney, that China won't buy. Good for them.
"Better hang on to your bicycle. You’re going to need it once the blackouts, brownouts and restrictions on power usage kick in."ReplyDelete
The only way you will be able to hang on to your bicycle will be if you have one of those AR's that comrade Beto is planning on confiscating...
Another great article...What will it take to get all these deluded Leftists to realize that these ideas are pure insanity that could never work??ReplyDelete
Even if Socialism and Communism were good ideas, which they are not, once human beings start to implement them, the human nature of greed always takes over, the leaders become rich, the rest of the people become enslaved and a new dystopian society becomes a reality...again!!!
Yeah, let's model our energy production after the failed Russian-run nuclear program. Bernie is a useless, failed fool enjoying a first world lifestyle. What an idiot. More terrifying is he keeps getting reelected. More terrifying is people vote for this barnacle.ReplyDelete
It's almost hard to imagine anyone proposing this idea who is sane but then again the USSR always fudged the numbers to make it seem as if their 5 year plans were working and woe to anyone who disagree publicly. At least the Bern makes the other Democratic candidates look much better comparison -- even if they lie about being Native Americans or have problems groping women publicly.ReplyDelete
All of which is totally unconstitutional. So obviously what must be done is throw out the Constitution and create a good government like.....oh....wellllll.....Venezuela, a country Bernie praised not that long ago. But, what can you expect from a man who honeymooned in the Soviet Union. Imagine that.ReplyDelete
Once again, the Pied Piper beckons the naiveReplyDelete
children to follow his hypnotic mantra. And
many lazy-brained dolts, who never bothered to
exercise critical thought, will check out of
Darwin’s game. Economics and Politics, like
Physics, are based in cold hard fact, cause
and effect. No free lunch.
I was laughing out loud. You should get a guest spot as a cable tv pundit for the next Democratic "debate."ReplyDelete
The pyramids were generators producing energy for what, exactly? I never saw an Egyptian hieroglyphs representing a figure turning on an electric light or start an electric motor. BTW, free market medicine saved socialist Bernie's life. Who woulda thunk?ReplyDelete
Farming yields and food production/distribution will be the first casualties of this fossil-fuel-free vision.ReplyDelete
As for the environment?
To start with more and more land will be required for farming as yields plummet, not to mention the vast areas to be covered in low efficiency solar fryers and wind slicers.
Then pretty much like a drought/famine in the poorest corners of Africa, the people will start dying off - but only after they have eaten the last bit of wildlife and stripped the last bit of vegetation to burn for cooking/warmth.
Dear Sultan, your writing is so painfully brilliant that leaves me virtually knocked-out each time I read your articles. What else could be said about this crazy guy's plan?? It's so absolutely delusional that I don't even know where to start. As a side note, I can't stop thinking how in the world such a meshiggene could be taken seriously as a candidate to the presidency of the USA. Reminds me of Rabbi Mizrachi's lectures, when he speaks about democracy... he said many times the following: it is clear that the majority of the inhabitants of this sorry planet are stupid, therefore the leaders elected by this majority could't be anything else but stupid! It follows that democracy is nothing more than the rule of a stupid majority over a tiny fraction of intelligent (or at least, "non-stupid") human beings.ReplyDelete
The only salvation is in the hands of G-d, let Him take care of mankind...
BTW, I remember as Trump was elected, my only thought was that G-d had such a great mercy on the USA and on all mankind - cannot imagine the global disaster that would have been Mrs. Killary Klinton at the helm. Let's keep on praying for the next election.
Keep up the good work - of killing us softly with your amazing articles!
R. Halevy (P. Tikva, Israel)
I read that a more recent version of Green New Deal circulated quietly within the House of Representatives would have us useReplyDelete
to generate electricity. Yes you read that right. Some non-idiot talked to them, and they've slipped that into their plan, and they'll make some people build them some "green" nuclear plants i.e. regular nuclear plants, and they'll ship the spent fuel out to Nevada just the same as always because they can win even if Nevada goes red again out of anger.
Its just sickening to me that kooks like Bernie are given a legitimate platform by a tractable media and the uneducated masses. How can half a country listen to this tripe and vote to end everything that has made us the greatest country in the world, and move to a system that has historically never worked - not once - and caused such misery, carnage, and death? This is no longer an annoyance to be brushed aside. The left owns the media and the schools, and therefore our children and our future. This needs to be crushed but in this day and age I can't imagine what that will look like.ReplyDelete
You might want to do an article on this, Daniel. Apparently there’s been a lot of anti-Semitic propaganda being pushed by Never-Trump “conservatives” and lolbertarians like this guy:ReplyDelete
And it’s getting worse.
It isn´t just Bernie, lefties and liberals around the world are always very generous with other people´s money and supportive of many just causes too. Think the Kurds plight for example. Could it cost thousands of American casualties? Who cares? as long as it is other people´s sons or other nation´s army who suffer there is no problem. For the greater cause of Kurds anything goes. This time Hondurans are out, Kurds and Gaia are in.ReplyDelete
Maybe Bernie hopes he can have a red square in D.C. where he'll be interred forever in his own climate controlled, glass sarcophagus for eternity.ReplyDelete
me read that a more recent version of Green New Deal circulated quietly within teh House of Representatives would have us useReplyDelete
to generate electricity. Yes you read dat right. Some non-idiot talked to them, and they've slipped dat into their plan, and they'll make some people build them some "green" nuclear
With this perpetual money gret green machine why stop at just 16 trillion. Why not go the donkey, I say 100 trillion in an everlasting up and down the chain system , you Amrica pull up and I'll slide down. It is catastrophic that you have people like Bernie and the Democratic congress in USA. It is as though some process of un-natural selection has bred the stupid people for the important work. Except orange, Orange is fine. Thank God for Orange man.ReplyDelete
I was laughing out loud. You should get a guest spot as a cable tv pundit for the next Democratic "debate." that's really amazing! Thankyou so much for sharing with us.ReplyDelete